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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

I'm not good at descriptions but here's a try: Hi, I like stuff, I like food and sleep too. I'm an accidental snail murder and cannot face polite society again. When I shop I pay in cookies. I identify as bread. Whole Grain bread. Wink wink. (This is why my friends don't want to be seen with me in public.). And yeah that's about it. DON'T FORGET TO SMILE YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE.

haave-you-met-ted:

since joining tumblr i’ve become at least 74% more sassy

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    Nah, tumblr has just been 74% more people actually appreciating my sass. As opposed to people going ‘For God’s sake,...

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